Ditch the Diapers, Embrace the Daiquiris!
Let’s face it, sometimes the sound of a screaming child on vacation is enough to make you want to trade your swimsuit for a straitjacket. That’s where the magic of adults-only, all-inclusive Caribbean resorts comes in. Here’s your guide to the perfect island escapes without the sounds of popping flamingo-shaped pool floaties.
For the Romantics:
Jade Mountain, St. Lucia: Private infinity pools overlooking the Pitons and volcanic spires that will make you feel like you’ve stumbled onto a real-life postcard. Think less “all-inclusive bracelet” and more “endless champagne sunsets.”
For the Foodies:
Hermitage Bay, Antigua: This resort isn’t just all-inclusive, it is also about fresh, local ingredients. Forget the typical buffet fare – here, your taste buds will thank you with every bite (and maybe a post-dinner sigh of contentment).
For the Adventurers:
Sandals Royal Caribbean, Jamaica: Want your all-inclusive to include scuba diving, paddleboarding, and enough water activities to rival an aquatic Olympics? This resort in Jamaica has got you covered. Don’t forget the sunscreen – those Caribbean sun rays are no joke!
For the Wellness Warriors:
Le Blanc Spa Resort, Cancun: This adults-only oasis is all about tranquility. Yoga on the beach at sunrise, hydrotherapy circuits, and enough pampering to make you forget the outside world even exists (until it’s time for another margarita, of course).
For Those Who Like a Little Luxury:
Excellence Playa Mujeres, Cancun: If spacious marble bathtubs, swim-up suites, and a private beach are your idea of a good time, then this resort is your playground. Pro tip: pack your fanciest swimsuit – this place is all about the poolside glamour.
Remember: This is just a taste of the amazing all-inclusive, adults-only resorts the Caribbean has to offer. Ditch the stress of planning meals and activities, grab your swimsuit (and maybe those flamingo pool floaties), and get ready for a child-free escape to paradise!